Firstly, that man looks nothing like me.

Secondly, WHICH OF YOU TRAITOROUS SLAGS LEAKED MY FUCKING NOTES TO THE INTERNET?! I WAS GOING TO GET TO MEET BARACK OBAMA AND NOW MY ENTIRE GODDAMN SPEECH IS ON THE INTERNET WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE IT AND I HADN'T FINISHED REFINING IT AND NOW I NEVER WILL! NOW I AM JUST GOING TO HAVE TO STEAL MORE PARTS TO ( Read more... )